Rapey Sex Advice From SBC Pastors Never Grows Old

How we know they haven't changed

Pastor Josh Howerton recently said, “Ladies, when you get to his wedding night, he’s been planning this night his whole life. So what you need to do is stand where he tells you to stand, wear what he tells you to wear, and do what he tells you to do. You’re going to make him the happiest man in the world.”

He delivered these lines with the gusty gravel of a comedian who thinks he’s funny. The congregation is heard laughing in the background. Pastors offering sex advice from the pulpit is common in evangelical churches. As I detail in my upcoming book, A Well-Trained Wife, I learned about orgies, golden showers, gonorrhea, Jezebels, hussies, lesbians, feminazis, and a wife’s sexual duty to her husband to prevent adultery and porn addiction from pastors in the pulpit. First Baptist Church, Jacksonville, Florida.